Week 7 of the NFL is here. The “action” got started last night with the 49ers and Seahawks. Boy, was that game a supreme bore. It wasn’t that it was just boring, either. It was ugly as can be. Colin Kaepernick is just the worst. We all had Seattle winning that game and myself, Keet, Kevin and Terrence peruse through this week’s games to make our picks. Someone is ahead of this sorry pack, but I forget. Oh well, it’s like they say, the only week that matters is this week. Right? No? Damnit.
Anyways, here are your week 7 NFL picks. They’re free, so there’s that:
Seattle Seahawks @ San Francisco 49ers
Taylor Smith (@TaylorBojangles): Seahawks
Kevin Roberts (@BreakingKevin): Seahawks
Keet Bailey (@KeetBailey): Seahawks
Terrence Kirker (@TerrenceKirker): Seahawks
A clean sweep here. Man, the 49ers are dreadful.
Buffalo Bills @ Jacksonville Jaguars
Keet is the lone believer in the “home team” in this one. In Bortles, Keet Trusts.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Washington Redskins
A divide among us for this one. Really, who even cares who wins this game?
Atlanta Falcons @ Tennessee Titans
The Titans are weird. Bad, and weird.
New Orleans Saints @ Indianapolis Colts
Nobody’s buying that big Saints win last week, eh?
Minnesota Vikings @ Detroit Lions
Keet is once again the lone dissenter. I don’t trust the Vikings much, but I sure as hell trust them more than the Lions.
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Kansas City Chiefs
Kevin isn’t a believer in Landry Jones? BLASPHEMY.
Cleveland Browns @ St. Louis Rams
So close, yet so, so far, Browns.
Houston Texans @ Miami Dolphins
Terrence is buying Brian Hoyer again this week. I just…can’t.
New York Jets @ New England Patriots
Sorry, Jets. Keep reaching for that rainbow.
Oakland Raiders @ San Diego Chargers
Biggest game of the season so far for the Chargers. If they lose, they’re probably done.
Dallas Cowboys @ New York Giants
Terrence attempting a bit of reverse psychology for his Giants here. Bold.
Philadelphia Eagles @ Carolina Panthers
I picked the Eagles. I can’t say why. Probably because I don’t know.
Baltimore Ravens @ Arizona Cardinals