On Sunday evening, the freight train that is, “Johnny Manziel Party News” successfully arrived at it’s next scheduled destination. Busted Coverage posted a picture (below) of Manziel, presumably in a night club bathroom, holding a dollar bill. Manziel appears to be rolling the dollar bill. He also posed for pictures with Playboy model, Dallas Parks, kissing her on the cheek in one of the pictures.
It’s unclear at this time if Manziel was going to snort cocaine or simply tip a bathroom attendant. It’s also unclear what his relationship is with Dallas Parks, although she has likely posed for hundreds of pictures with a dude kissing her cheek. What’s also unclear is whether Manziel is a rogue asteroid, spiraling out of control towards Mars, in what will surely be a fiery destruction, or simply a 21 year-old enjoying his success.
One thing is very clear, however: The worldwide leader has just filled a week’s worth of programming.