Tom Brady’s in court today, for some reason. Probably something to do with Deflategate. But that’s not why we’re here. We’re here to discuss the courtroom sketches that came to us courtesy of courtroom sketch artist Jane Rosenberg. Let’s take a look.
— Jim Armstrong (@JimArmstrongWBZ) August 12, 2015
As far as we can tell, Brady is the guy portrayed in the picture on the right. What the hell? Not that I often demand perfection from my courtroom sketches, but this is downright haunting. He looks like a gremlin. A scary gremlin. Here’s the full rendering:
Near the left, we see Roger Goodell. He’s actually semi-recognizable! But he looks droopy and sad, like he’d just watched a cardboard box full of puppies burst into flames and go over a waterfall. Sad Roger Goodell is sad. Scary Tom Brady is scary.